Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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