It's like God shit irony all over that family
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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