Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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