It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
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i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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