My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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