i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Randomize