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  • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 16, 10 at 2:19pm

    I'm not sure if it's a candidate, actually - it may just win outright.

    • Submitted by Bananaramas on Feb 17, 10 at 1:29pm

      Try waking up to a girl literally sucking on your dick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:39pm

    It would have been the greatest wake-up ever if she had your dick in her mouth while she handed you the blunt.

  • 89 83
    Submitted by QuietGuy on Feb 16, 10 at 10:07pm

    You wish this was true, but sadly you're probably just some fat sixteen-year-old kid in his parents' basement beating off to the idea of this happpening.

  • 92 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:27pm

    I do this everytime I wake up at a guys house given it's usually to make my day better after how bad he was in bed the night before

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:41pm

    That wud be a fuck and a ya. Fuck ya it's the best wake up ever!

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:18pm

    I need to re evaluate my decision making so shit like this happens to me. I just wake up wiv rashes and takeaways !

  • 76 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:12pm

    Haha 2:38 got it right

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:16pm

    9 out of 10

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 8:40pm

    Lucky

  • 76 86
    Submitted by noon on Feb 16, 10 at 2:19pm

    at the very least you are a candidate if not the automatic winner. if you had sex with the girl the night before there is no contest.

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:03pm

    7:08 - hahahahahahhaahahahahah best reply ever (:

  • 80 95
    Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 16, 10 at 7:08pm

    To bad it was your mother asking you how you got into her stash.

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 7:34pm

    Greatest wake up is waking up getting head in the morning

  • 66 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:37pm

    Nice

  • 70 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:40pm

    I wAnt it

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:06am

    Couldnt ask for anything else

  • 65 76
    Submitted by terryis29 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:27am

    Wow that never happens to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:48am

    You've got my vote as well, the only thing better than enjoying a blunt with the buddies is enjoying a blunt with a fine ass topless lady

  • 75 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:24pm

    Awesome night

  • Submitted by makeitglow on Feb 16, 10 at 3:15pm

    in your dreamssss ! and mine <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:33am

    Only if she's fat

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:51pm

    Thats amazing

  • 57 68
    Submitted by wumwumwumwumwum on Aug 25, 10 at 12:36am

    i envy you op

  • 68 90
    Submitted by terryis29 on Mar 8, 10 at 3:29am

    What bout waking up to a girl sucking u. Can anyone to that

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:30am

    Yea I'm in the 410 area too.

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:58am

    Only if she's hot

  • 71 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:25pm

    That's great!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:13pm

    WIN

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 2:39am

    She is

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:44pm

    The only way it could hace been the best wake up Ever is if you were getting dome while she gave you the blunt AND a sandwich. Everything is better with a sandwich.

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:33pm

    holy fuckin shit i know the op

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 4:33pm

    It wins

  • 63 86
    Submitted by als09 on Apr 19, 10 at 2:00am

    i love that right now 420 people put it's a bad night. PLEASE don't vote down anymore hahaha if that stayed forever it would be awesome

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:17am

    He'll yeah. You got my vote

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 10:23pm

    Reppin the 410!

    • 60 91
      Submitted by unknown_sender on Apr 21, 10 at 7:30am

      who would be dick enough to thumb this down?

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 8:38am

    Reppin the 410

  • Submitted by GreeneyedWonder on Feb 18, 10 at 4:40am

    Definately the best wake up ever.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Ma_Duec3 on Mar 16, 10 at 3:37am

    All I have to say is waffels and a blowjob

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:13am

    Well done.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:31pm

    What dick head put a thumbs down ?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 6:03pm

    Jealous as fuck.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by tukibarr on Jan 17, 11 at 10:27am

    It makes me so happy when i see txts like that from a fellow bmore nigga like myself 410 for life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:29am

    These are fucking fake

  • 65 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:39pm

    Nice

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 11:48pm

    That is literally the sickest thing ever

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:51pm

    You win

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:13pm

    First!! Yea!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 10:42pm

    844 is a god

  • 61 93
    Submitted by jd0539 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:54am

    perfection

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 4:17am

    Stupid fucking people

  • Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 16, 10 at 5:21pm

    only thing that would make that better is if there was sex involved. and some cas after she she left and more weed. totally.

  • 59 92
    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 9, 10 at 10:02pm

    Meow

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 11:49pm

    Actually, everything is better with a blunt.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:16pm

    ( . )( . )

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 8:05pm

    This hickory smoked person under me needs a blunt in his hand

  • 57 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:18pm

    Ftw.

  • 36 54
    Submitted by  on Jun 22, 12 at 11:31pm

    Holy crap 20,000th thumbs up! And good morning sunshine

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:56pm

    I'd say yes!

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 9:18pm

    Jelous

  • Submitted by dogmathe2nd on Feb 16, 10 at 5:23pm

    thats a sweet wake up bro. could be better with a blowjob and some bacon cookin somewhere in the house/apartment or whatever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:58pm

    Fuck you 2:34

  • 33 55
    Submitted by Steve53 on Jan 22, 12 at 1:45am

    Yea that takes it better if she was handin you a tube to a vaporizer

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 16, 10 at 2:34pm

    no, but defiantly candidate for dumbest text ever...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 9:15pm

    410 ftw

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 2:57pm

    2:34 needs to get laid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 3:59am

    Lame ass trend of ending texts with stupid rhetorical questions?

  • Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 16, 10 at 11:41pm

    That's fantastic.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 5:07pm

    Nah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 12:09am

    Lucky fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 2:23pm

    I'm in the 9:15 area... And I wake u up to nice hydro blunt... Mmmm Cush...?! Smoke much

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 10:01pm

    Yes, well played!