Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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