im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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