did you get engaged???
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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