She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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