I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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