Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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