this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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