Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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