my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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