my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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