if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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