Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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