I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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