two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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