so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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