The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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