found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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