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I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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