she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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