I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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