At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Houston, we have a squirter
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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