STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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