I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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