Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Blood and glitter go together right?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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