he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
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Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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