You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize