If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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