I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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