I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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