Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
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And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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