There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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