actually, I'm a sock model
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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