weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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