they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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