garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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