I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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