There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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