dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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