hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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