that's an acceptable place to lick
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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