you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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