Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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