He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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