just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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